Let me be your seat.

I love to be schoolboy pinned - my belly, chest and face used as someone's seat. Badmouth me or just relax - watch tv, have a drink or snack, ignore the gasping and panting.

How about a few rounds starting in clothes, see how long it takes before I submit to you. Take something off then start again.

If you like, begin with a hand-to-hand shove down then mount me.

Health disclaimer - due to COPD I get out of breath easily so can't fight back very much. Hope this isn't a problem.