I enjoy competitive wrestling. When I wrestle, I want to win, and I hope you do, too! My favorite kind of wrestling is catch wrestling, but with simplified rules when there's no ref: start from a standing position and then find a way to pin your opponent or get them to submit, and that's a win.

I could always use practice, and I'd love to learn more skills. I'm not opposed to a squash match–in either direction. You might have noticed from my reviews that I changed my name a few times. It took me a while to settle on Ned.

"Weasel champ, mustelid might,
Holds his own in any fight,
He can take down any foe,
Once he's had his coffee though."
- My theme song by Zae the Dragon