Looking for opponents who want a henchman, not a rival.

I’ll play sentry, guard, zako, cheap muscle, the extra who talks big and folds. I like being defeated on purpose: overpowered, pinned, humiliated, neck snapped, left beaten while you keep going. Trash talk, smug winners, making me stay down, making me say it out loud that I lost.
Not looking for a sporting match. Looking for the scene where I was never supposed to win and you make sure I don’t forget it.

If that sounds like your kind of fun, tell me how you’d take me out!