Sparky is the ultimate "Good Boy" of the gay circuit. He doesn’t enter the ring to win championships; he enters the ring because he’s desperate for attention, physical contact, and maybe a treat. He plays the submissive, overly-eager-to-please beta who treats every powerbomb like a rough belly rub. Sparky is a Seller. His job is to make the "Alpha" heels look terrifying and the "Alpha" faces look like heroes. Play dead, puppy dog eyes, and tail wagging.

Signature Moves (That Always Fail)
The Leg-Hump Takedown: A very clumsy single-leg takedown attempt that usually results in him being shoved across the ring.
The "Zoomies" Splash: He runs the ropes three times at high speed, getting himself dizzy, only to run straight into a clothesline.
The Puppy Press: He tries to pin someone by simply laying his head on their chest and looking up at them affectionately. (Kick out at 1).

Catchphrases & Promos

"I'm not here to bite, I'm just here to delight!"
"Throw me a bone, or throw me a suplex—I'm just happy you noticed me!"
(To a hulking opponent): "You look like you have a very firm hand. I... respect that."