I'm too old and too injured to wrestle. But I'm putting on a Squash Match meet-up in a big Miami vacation rental house in December. Pool and grass wrestling. Cash prizes for the top heels. Bedrooms available for travelers, including a bunk room for jobbers.

Wrestling options include two-on-one, public humiliations, role play, heel vs heel, and others. Style is closer to La Lucha than Greco-Roman. Jobbers must also give shoulder and foot rubs, provide various services to the men, and keep the house clean and organized.

Under 45 please, unless you want to sponsor.