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Next (Mis)Match For Joey G.: A Showdown With The Notorious Johnny Starr - Part Two
The polite applause and muffled chants of "Joey, Joey, Joey" that greet the emcee's introduction of Gonzalez are instantly drowned out by the roar of the heel's adoring followers and menacing chants of "Build that wall! Build that wall!"
Johnny Starr decides he's had his fill of this bullshit. "It's time to fucking knock you out, boy," he thunders. He walks over to Joey G. and punches him in the face.
The hapless Gonzalez falls to the canvas and lies unconscious on the ground, twitching. Starr stands over his prostrate opponent and the crowd goes wild. The merciless heel pulls up the Latino wrestler by his thinning black hair and punches Joey in the head again. Gonzalez falls on his back again, which only prompts his tormentor to press his big black Doc Martens boot into Joey's bulge. As the valiant Chicano writhes in pain, Johnny spits in his face. He then turns to the crowd and hollers "Someone call ICE."
Johnny Starr isn't done yet. He pulls up Joey by the hair again and starts to bitch slap his dazed opponent slowly and methodically. By this point, Joey Gonzalez has no idea where he is. The heel then struts to his corner and takes out a pouch of chewing tobacco, putting a big pinch in his cheek. Starr's spit is going to be dark and nasty, and with a sinister grin he spews all over Joey's white gear to soil and desecrate it, thereby marking Johnny's territory.
Johnny Starr sneers, "You want that dip spit boy?"
Joey can only muster a series of groans and moans by way of an answer.
BoxingJobber4U (0)
6/20/2026 1:01 AMMan,
Poor Joey
From being knocked out
To being stomped on with Doc Martens
Having his singlet spat on with chewing tobacco
A total one way beat down
Can I be next?...... hehehehe 😁
Joey Gonzalez (7)
6/20/2026 11:34 AM(In reply to this)
"Next" as in becoming the next heel to punish and humiliate me inside the squared circle? Or "next" as in becoming the next jobber who is served up on a silver plate for a big brute like Johnny Starr? Please clarify.
BoxingJobber4U (0)
6/20/2026 5:22 PMThe next Jobber to be served up on a plate to the big brute Johnny Starr
Woof!
Apologies for the lack of clarification
Joey Gonzalez (7)
6/21/2026 1:49 PM(In reply to this)
No worries. You really do look like a jobber, I'd pay good money to watch a seasoned veteran pugilist take his sweet time punishing you for four or five rounds before he moves in for the kill, as it were. That would be a major turn-on for me.
BoxingJobber4U (0)
7/10/2026 7:23 PMThat would be a huge turn on for me
Knowing you were in the audience
Watching me getting pummeled and rounded by a seasoned veteran pugilist
For for or five rounds
Before putting my lights out, so to speak
As you get a huge turn on from the action
Woof!
Joey Gonzalez (7)
7/11/2026 5:42 AMThere is a ring in Hollywood where we could schedule your next pummeling when I'm back in town. I would get off seeing you reduced to mince meat, rest assured. I'm guessing you always box barefoot, is that right?
BoxingJobber4U (0)
7/11/2026 8:09 PMSounds very promising
We'll see
Never fight barefoot
Currently on a healing hiatus
Doctor's orders
Maybe we can arrange something
Later on this year
Really appreciate your time and your interest
That was most unexpected 😁
Joey Gonzalez (7)
7/12/2026 7:13 AM(In reply to this)
Anything to help out a fellow hapless, winless kindred spirit!
BoxingJobber4U (0)
7/12/2026 7:40 AM(In reply to this)
Touche!
Well said😁
Joey Gonzalez (7)
7/12/2026 9:10 AMMerci bien, mon cher. Salut!