I am primarily interested in competitive submission wrestling and arm wrestling with confident guys in their 20s and 30s between 160 and 180 pounds (73-82 kg). I also enjoy mutual flexing and muscle worship, but only if you are as muscular and/or as ripped as me. No one is entiled to a match. Exceptions to the above parameters will be made based on my judgment about your humility, safety and past recommendations. As a rare athlete who continues to wrestle competitively in my upper 70s, my priority will always be safety: yours and mine.

CHEATING ON YOUR MF LISTED WEIGHT
Too many guys are significantly heavier than their MF listed weight. I expect you to be within 5 pounds or 2 kg of your listed weight. I reserve the right to weigh you on my accurate bathroom scale. If you are more than 5 pounds heavier, or refuse to be weighed, I will refuse to wrestle you and promptly send you home. If you do not like my rule, don't challenge me to wrestle.