The short version: easygoing athletic dude looking to meet up with other athletic guys for matches. Maybe a beer/food after. Also really good at telling bad jokes.

I’ll be clear here: if you get off on leaving bruises and marks on faces, we’re not a match.

I’m real. Pictures are accurate. None of that bait and switch BS here where you show up to meet the athletic guy in the pics and the guy who answers the door is a far cry from that.

Not doing the one-sided pursuit for a match. Some dudes really love the stupid chase game. Count me out. (This is probably also why I don’t even bother with trying to connect with locals anymore.)

Love the conversations that go:
Me: Hey, nice to see we're in the same area.
Guy A: (after taking a month to reply) Yeah.
Me: If you're around, maybe we can meet up.
Guy A: I'm a.) injured and just had surgery on my earlobe and can't wrestle for 87 weeks;
b.) out of town in Uzbekistan for the next 8 months;

Don't waste my time. I won’t waste yours. I’m sure a lot of us can share the frustration of trying to meet a local person for three years with endless excuses.

If you ARE real, it would be great to wrestle around and hang. Admittedly, I do enjoy getting worked over.

If your profile says you’ve been on here for five years and have had zero matches, you can skip over me. I doubt I’m the “chosen one” to be the first match after all of that time. 🙃

I'm also somewhat of a bondage sub if that matters.